Esther. 30. UK. she/her. gay ⚢ a classic good realtor, bad realtor dynamic.
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lupinsuniverse:

 ‎จับลูกเจี๊ยบใส่สูท 🐥 👔

translation for the last pic
🐥 meet his future self

🐍: listen to me boy… (insert future events) whisper whisper whisper
🐥: ohh really???
🐍: nod

aziraphale : what did you say to him..?
🐍: : nothing important , he’ll forget about it soon

fatimazainab:

Evelyn Waugh, from Brideshead Revisited (1945)

sexhaver:

orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

transsexuals will be like is anyone else gonna relate to the minotaur

im sorry i just feel so bad for the guy. none of it was his fault but they cast him out to a place he can never escape & told him he was a monster. destined to be forever shut down from society for a crime he did not commit. do you think he looked up at the sky from his place in the labyrinth & dreamed of a family. do you think his big brown eyes ever filled up with tears. do you think he looked at theseus when he killed him & asked him why

👆🏼 he looked like this as a baby btw. & they locked him up

from The House of Asterion, by Jorge Luis Borges

sevenscky:

insantiago:

He is blocking the road.

cephalonheadquarters:

cephalonheadquarters:

I WILL FOREVER BE CRAZY ABOUT THAT FREAK

Sorry I meant to say “indifferent” about that “character”

flowergrenades:

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

fairycosmos:

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

oddarette:

Lava lamps are an aesthetic. I love them so much. Here’s a happy lava lamp.

kelitiah:

xixijinping:

gattmammon:

Early morning are so beautiful it’s so mean that they put them in the early morning

scary-flag:

midnightseal:

Leather Jacket Husband (lovesick puddle of soup) and Elegant Coat Husband (harbinger of heartbreak and chaos)

Is this Good Omens or OFMD

alivedean:

good omens crack → 5/? (insp.)

grinderhash-deactivated20231003:

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

agxntkeen:

Crowley + tropes

walker-scobell:

#As soon as Crowley started asking questions, his wings also started turning grey